Monday 19 September 2011

Mystery Trader Ailment Identified

I have noticed a lot of male traders, especially the older ones, limping around the market the last 6 months or so.
Then it came to me why.
Those dam toilet push- with-the-knee hand washers.
I see a class action with Slater and Gordon on the horizon.
Who is the clever dick who came up with these?
The majority of people new to the market, can’t figure them out, and the ones that do, hate to use them for fear of damaging their knees.
Come on  market, have you heard of the sensor type?  They’re cheaper, and user friendly.

Thanks to Skippy for this post. - Ed

Comment: 19/9/11
I experienced a very funny moment a while back. A tourist was unable to get the tap to work, so a stall holder decided to play a little joke. He clapped his hands 2 times, cleverly at the same time he put his knee into action. When the tourist clapped his hands no water came out. The prankster and I were laughing uncontrollably.
We set him straight. He was a good sport and he left with clean hands.
- Tony Pierrakos.