Thankfully haven’t seen any of these at stalls in the market.
1. A hat in the shape of a Christmas Tree.
2. Bacon flavoured candy canes.
3. Remote control inflatable shark.
4. A clock that counts down the last days of President Obama’s term of office.
5. A pole-dancing doll for the car dashboard.
6. Battery operated coffee mug that stirs the contents at the push of a button.
7. Christmas sweater embroidered with pooping reindeers.
8. Drink dispenser with Santa Claus peeing.
9. A calendar that predicts doom for each month of the year.
10. A vibrating head massager that makes you look really stupid.
