Sunday 21 May 2017

A Trader’s Joke

This one is inspired by the latest Fidget Spinner craze.

Customer: How much are your fidget spinners?

Trader: They are $15.

Customer: A bloke down the aisle has them for $5.

Trader: Well, I suggest you go and buy off him.

Customer: He’s run out.

Trader: He’s ripping you off. When I run out mine are only $3.